Campaign For Less Alarmist Signs
In this world of paranoia, where we all live in constant fear of really scary stuff, we at the Campaign For Less Alarmist Signs (C.F.L.A.S) believe that by simply improving the day to day environment to be slightly less alarmist, we can all sleep more soundly in our beds. Every day we are surrounded by warning and domineering signs telling us what to do and what could happen if we don't and stuff. To this ends, we propose an ends to this madness by getting the world (right to it's very ends) to replace all it's overly alarmist signs with nicer ones such as like the ones we have gone to no ends to produce shown here at the ends of this page (and in the middle).
You do not need to worry!!
Nothing bad will ever happen if we all believe that everything is nice!!!





If you have any signs that have scared you recently then send us a picture and we at C.F.L.A.S will make them fluffier for you.
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